Visiting a Macedonian home can be a delightful experience, filled with warm hospitality, laughter, and—most importantly—food. Lots and lots of food. If you find yourself in the impossible situation where you need to politely decline eating in a Macedonian household, here’s a humorous guide to help you navigate this tricky terrain.
As soon as you step through the door, you’ll be hit with a welcome homemade jelly and cold water. Don’t be fooled—this is just the beginning.
What to Say: “Oh, thank you! I don't eat sweets, I am on a diet” - “Фала, не јадам благо, на диета сум!“
What They Might Respond: “Come on! This is homemade, you've never tried anything like this” - “Ајде ајде, домашно е, не си пробал/а вакво!“
Somehow, your plate will magically refill every time you look away. It’s like having a food ninja in the room.
What to Say: “It was delicious, I am so full now.” - Превкусно беше! Се прејадов.
What They Might Respond: “Finish it without bread.” - “Дојади го без леб.“
You’ve survived the main course, but now comes dessert—multiple desserts.
What to Say: “I’m on a diet. Doctor’s orders!” - “Не смеам благо, докторот ми забрани!“
What They Might Respond: “Starting from tomorrow...” - “Од утре...“And then, Aunt Maria brings out her famous baklava.
What to Say: Nothing, you eat this!
You’ve survived the feast but beware—Aunt Maria will send you home with enough leftovers to feed a small army.
What to Do: Accept graciously. Resistance is futile.
Visiting a Macedonian home means being treated like royalty, especially regarding food. Rejecting it can feel like stopping a freight train with a feather. Use this guide to navigate the generous onslaught of Macedonian hospitality with humor and grace. And remember, it’s all done out of love—so maybe just take that extra bite. You won’t regret it!
Denica, OLS Community Manager, Macedonian